Honey, I could give a logical explanation, but . . . .

So this story starts with a little insight on me. I am an impulse buyer. If you stick me in a electronics store that is having clearance sales and you are going to see one crazy shopping man. So….. as you might be aware Comp USA is doing a huge store closing and going out of business. This made for the perfect storm. My wife was not with me to protect me from myself and so I came home with all sorts of computer electronics that were “on sale” . I saved us sooo much money. I dont think she was amused by this. I did good, I bought a new case some fans and 330ft USB Bluetooth dongle. The goal of my project was to refurbish my desktop and clean it up with a new case and some new fans that didnt make so much noise and emit strange blue glows. I had honest intentions. Well……..silly me in my crazed shopping got a Micro ATX case instead of a ATX case. … opps…. Of course all sales are final, and I couldn’t return them. I figure this out halfway through my PC assembling extravaganza. Hmmmmm it dont fit…….. Well this started a huge quandary do i try and make it fit? or do i just get a new board from ebay. I decided to do the later. However in my impatience I decided to try and make it fit too. Now I KNOW BETTER. I deal with these types of electronics on a daily basis. I KNOW better than to try and make it fit. But the phyco delusions of fixing the mess i created only created … a bigger mess. Folks it was like watching a train wreck. I was obsessed, must fix must fix… So i confiscate my wifes ironing board, bring the rest of the computer stuff from the office to the Kitchen table and…well their you go. I have now a busted computer with new parts. I know have to order a new mother board and ram and ect…because i did Static Damage to something. Sigh….. one day i will learn.

Twitter version:

I broke my computer.